January 2011
THIS. IS. WAR.
comedownstairsandsayhello:
The mouse knocked over my trap, ate all the peanut butter, and then escaped.
This, friends, is no ordinary rodent.
Kill it, dewd! This mouse could spawn a new race of super-mice! I for one do not welcome our super-smart mouse overlords… which is why I founded Rodents Are Too Smart (or RATS for short) to deal with this growing problem.
December 2010
Let me clear something up quick.
tylerbeloved:
I grew up with a gay mom. My sister is gay.
I love both of them very much. I am not afraid of or hate homosexuals.
I am not hiding behind anything to hide fears or insecurities because they don’t exist.
….Since when do you have a sister? And is she single?
And we're back...
Sorry about that, folks, I really wanted to win. But my obsession has been cured by my tumblr being suspended due to “spam activity.” Worry no more though for I am back! I promise not to do that to you again! <3